Jason
> (* From the archives of 'The Times', London *)
>
> Dear Sir,
>
> I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or
> to the office. We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in
> public places. They are a disgusting Americanism, and can only result
> in the farmers being forced to grow smaller potatoes, which in turn
> will cause massive unemployment in the already severely depressed
> agricultural industry.
>
> Yours faithfully,
> Capt. Quinton D'Arcy, J. P.
> Sevenoaks