FREAKSHOW Issue 8 Addendum
There are some very sick people in the world, and keith edwards is the
master of finding them. These articles are not for the faint of heart
or penis. Make sure you note in the 2nd article that the record is
FOUR MONTHS.
Yow.
ian
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>From elf@halcyon.com (Elf Sternberg)
Subject: Re: saline balls
Date: Wed, 10 Mar 1993 04:06:31 GMT
In article
map@remus.rutgers.edu (O. C.) writes:
>My friend has just sent away to a place called Ball Club Quarterly.
>It is a club for people who are devoted to the love of and the abuse
>of their balls. In with all the "normal" stuff about ball weights,
>stretchers, and the like is mention of people filling their
>balls/scrotums with saline/silicon solutions. The two of us had never
>heard of this and have a number of questions:
This techinique is properly called "Scrotal Infusion," also called
"Scrotal inflation." The popular term for it is "Ball ballooning."
>1. How do you get the saline inside your balls?
Usually with a 20 gauge angiocath or hypodermic needle. A bag of
sterile saline solution is then slowly allowed to drain by gravity feed
into the scrotal area. The saline is first warmed to around 96 degrees
farenheit to insure that the skin of the testicles does not contract as
it normally would under cold conditions, thus hampering the infusion
process.
The injection point usually chosen is an inch below the base of the
penis, directly into the scrotum. Care is taken to insure that both
the testicles and associated ducts are not anywhere near the injection
point, and before the valve is opened the person doing this checks to
make sure that sie didn't pierce a blood vessel, evidenced by blood
backing up into the tube. The needle is then taped down and the flow
opened at about 60cc per minute. Fainting is a common side effect.
>2. How do you get the saline out of your balls?
You don't. It gets absorbed into the body in about three days, and
in some men this absorbtion process leads to a bloating of the penile
tissues, so for those three days the penis is about the size of a beer
can. You can't get erect during this time, but it sure looks wild.
>3. What harm is this doing to your balls?
If done right, you aren't doing any harm to your balls. If done
wrong, well, there are a lot of things that can go wrong, including
nerve damage.
>4. One guy had his balls puffed up to the size of a large melon. Is
>there any chance this would rupture?
No; there's actually an overflow valve in your scrotal area leading
to your abdomen. It's unlikely that someone could rupture their
testicles doing this.
I have never done this, by the way, but I've watched it done (I'm
reading from my notes from a QSM lecture dated December 1st, 1990).
It's pretty strange-looking, I'll grant you that. Also, plan ahead if
you ever plan on trying this; a friend of mine had his done on a Sunday
morning and had to go to work the next day with a bulge in his pants so
huge it looked like he was carrying his lunch bucket in there.
It's also not something I'm likely to try, by the way. Being more a
sensory than a visual person, I was told by participants that there is
no real physical sensation from this particular form of s/m play. It
doesn't hurt, it doesn't feel particuarly "good," in any real sense,
and it doesn't change the way sensation from the testicles reaches the
brain.
But if you're inspired to try this kind of nonsense, find someone
who has done this before, and who can acquire the required sterile
needles, saline, tubing, prep, ect.
>michael
Elf !!!
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elf@halcyon.com (Elf Sternberg)
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>From kfl@access.digex.com (Keith F. Lynch)
Subject: Extended ejaculation
Date: 1 Apr 1993 06:59:40 -0500
There are techniques to extend the male orgasm. These all involve
supressing the ejaculation. The disadvantage of this is that it takes
considerable amount of muscle control, and most men don't find it as
satisfying.
There's been no way to have an extended orgasm *with* an ejaculation,
because there's only so much fluid in there.
There is a technique which can allow the best of both worlds. An
extended, fully satisfying, ejaculatory orgasm, without any need for
special muslce control. It can be done alone or with one or more
very patient and understanding partners.
The technique involves replenishing the fluids as quickly as they're
ejaculated. Warning: Nobody who isn't very familiar and comfortable
with medical techniques should attempt the following. Doing this
wrong can cause infection, exsanguination, and/or death. You have
been warned!
First, wash out the rectum with a strong antiseptic. Then insert a
6 Fr. (2 mm) hypodermic syringe through the anterior rectal wall into
the prostate gland. It should be attached to about two feet of sterile
clear plastic tubing, which should be primed with sterile isotonic
saline. Wash the penis with a strong antiseptic. Put on a condom.
Make sure it does *not* have any spermicide or other additives. The
condom should be filled with sterile isotonic saline as you put it on,
and should have the other end of the clear plastic tubing running down
its length on the interior to the reservoir tip. Caution: Make certain
there are no air bubbles in the condom or the clear plastic tubing.
Bubbles can cause air embolism, necrosis, and permanent loss of sexual
function.
When you reach orgasm, the fluids will be pumped back into the prostate
and endlessly recycled. The orgasm and ejaculation will continue
indefinitely. The only limit is when you need to urinate, since that
isn't possible during ejaculation. Or when your partner gets bored.
To terminate, simply unplug the plastic tubing at either end. The
ejaculation will then come to a stop within a few seconds. Try not
to have a bowel movement for at least six hours after doing this, to
prevent possible infection of the rectal injection site.
To go on for even longer, some brave sexual pioneers have implanted
shunts into their bladders, allowing urine to drain through the
abdominal wall into an external bag. I do not recommend this. The
body really isn't designed for multi-day orgasms. The continually
elevated blood pressure and heart rate can lead to problems in
susceptible individuals.
The record orgasm is just over four months. Unfortunately, it was
terminated by the individual having a stroke. He survived, but is
permanently paralyzed from the neck down. However, he says it was
worth it, and he'd do it again if he could.
Some experimenters say it's not just the duration but the intensity
that's important, and the intensity depends on the rate of flow. So
they're working on hooking up pumps in-line. Pumps from old dialysis
machines, and from discarded heart-lung machines are being tried.
Perhaps I'll be able to report on their success a year from now.
--
Keith Lynch, kfl@access.digex.com
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